The “Late Show” host offered an inside look at the four most important rules aimed at the new speaker… and they’re pretty much basic dog commands.
“Sit, down boy, stay, and fetch Hunter Biden’s Laptop,” Colbert cracked.
“We all know the best rules are secret,” he said. “Reminds me of the Ten Commandments: ’Thou shalt not… wouldn’t you like to know!’”
See more in his Tuesday night monologue: