Officials Find Michigan Woman Trapped Inside Toilet Over 1 Stinkin’ Gadget
[/gpt3] BAGLEY TOWNSHIP, Mich. (AP) — A woman was rescued Tuesday from an outhouse toilet in northern Michigan after she …
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Walt Disney World Closes Rides After Black Bear Sighting
[/gpt3] A black bear showed up at Walt Disney World on Monday, but not for any country jamboree. Nearly half …
Lemur On The Lam: Video Shows Critter Leading Cops On Wild Pursuit In Missouri
[/gpt3] SPRINGFIELD, Mo. (AP) — Bounding through a darkened city park, a lemur managed to stay one step ahead of …
Police Rush To Report Of A ‘Ritual Mass Killing,’ But It Was Just A Yoga Class
[/gpt3] Savasan-huh? It seems a concerned onlooker in Lincolnshire, England, took corpse pose a little too literally. According to a …
Traffickers Plead Guilty To Smuggling Endangered Sea Cucumbers
[/gpt3] LOS ANGELES (AP) — Wildlife traffickers pleaded guilty this week in federal court in California to illegally importing endangered …
Nebraska Police Issue Citation To Driver With Bull In Car
[/gpt3] Some police officers in Nebraska recently had the weirdest traffic stop ever ― and that’s no bull. Sorry, actually, …
Tomatina Festival Revelers Engage In Tomato Hurling Tradition
[/gpt3] BUÑOL, Spain (AP) — Some 15,000 people, including many tourists, pasted each other with tomatoes Wednesday as Spain’s annual …
14th Annual Naked Bike Ride Takes Over Philadelphia
[/gpt3] PHILADELPHIA (AP) — Hundreds of people in various states of dress ― or undress – set out Saturday for …
Competitors Battle It Out At Britains Bog Snorkeling Championships
[/gpt3] LONDON (AP) — Intrepid athletes donned snorkels and slithered through slime on Sunday during one of Britain’s quirkiest sporting …
Loch Ness Monster Hunt Leads To ‘Unexplained’ Sounds And Footage
[/gpt3] A massive new search for evidence of the Loch Ness monster hasn’t turned up any solid proof of Nessie …