Phillies Deny Park Entry To Man’s Emotional Support Alligator
[/gpt3] A Pennsylvania man has struck out in his attempt to bring his emotional support alligator to a Philadelphia Phillies …
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Florida Kids Pulled Over On Freeway 200 Miles From Home
[/gpt3] GAINESVILLE, Fla. (AP) — A 10-year-old Florida boy and his 11-year-old sister who were running away to California drove …
Tropical Flamingos Make Rare Appearance On Wisconsin Beach
[/gpt3] PORT WASHINGTON, Wis. (AP) — Five flamingos that showed up in Wisconsin to wade along a Lake Michigan beach …
Stolen Israeli Tank Discovered Abandoned In Junkyard
[/gpt3] JERUSALEM (AP) — Israeli authorities are trying to figure out how a heavily armored, but unarmed, tank was stolen …
Lion Cub Mysteriously Found Wandering Road In Northern Serbia
[/gpt3] BELGRADE, Serbia (AP) — A lion cub, only a few months old, was taken to a zoo in northern …
Officials Find Michigan Woman Trapped Inside Toilet Over 1 Stinkin’ Gadget
[/gpt3] BAGLEY TOWNSHIP, Mich. (AP) — A woman was rescued Tuesday from an outhouse toilet in northern Michigan after she …
Walt Disney World Closes Rides After Black Bear Sighting
[/gpt3] A black bear showed up at Walt Disney World on Monday, but not for any country jamboree. Nearly half …
Lemur On The Lam: Video Shows Critter Leading Cops On Wild Pursuit In Missouri
[/gpt3] SPRINGFIELD, Mo. (AP) — Bounding through a darkened city park, a lemur managed to stay one step ahead of …
Police Rush To Report Of A ‘Ritual Mass Killing,’ But It Was Just A Yoga Class
[/gpt3] Savasan-huh? It seems a concerned onlooker in Lincolnshire, England, took corpse pose a little too literally. According to a …
Florida Man Rescued AGAIN While Attempting To Cross Atlantic In Floating Hamster Wheel
[/gpt3] A Florida ultra-marathoner and peace activist is facing felony charges after allegedly attempting to run across the Atlantic in …