German Warship Blasts ‘Darth Vader Theme’ On River Thames
[/gpt3] BERLIN (AP) — Germany’s Navy says there was “no deeper message” in the choice to blast the famed Imperial …
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This Groundhog Didn’t Play Around To Find His Bizarre New Home In Pennsylvania
[/gpt3] HOLLIDAYSBURG, Pa. (AP) — A Pennsylvania groundhog is making a name for himself for something other than predicting an …
Sweden Prohibits Removal Of Champagne Bottles From Shipwreck
[/gpt3] COPENHAGEN, Denmark (AP) — No one will be allowed to fish out any of the nearly 100 bottles of …
911 Operator Assists Mom In At Home Delivery
[/gpt3] NASHVILLE, Tennessee (AP) — When a 911 call came in saying a woman in Nashville was experiencing sudden labor, …
Oscar Mayer Wienermobile Crashes Along Chicago Area Highway
[/gpt3] OAK BROOK, Ill. (AP) — One of Oscar Mayer’s hot dog-shaped Wienermobiles ended up flipped onto its side after …
Arizona’s ‘Poozeum’ Teaches Science Using Fossilized Feces
[/gpt3] WILLIAMS, Ariz. (AP) — One way to help tell how a Tyrannosaurus rex digested food is to look at …
Stingray That Got Pregnant Without A Male Companion Has Died
[/gpt3] HENDERSONVILLE, N.C. (AP) — A stingray that got pregnant at a North Carolina aquarium this winter despite not having …
Theodore Roosevelt’s Stolen Pocket Watch Returns To His Home After More Than 3 Decades
[/gpt3] The silver pocket watch was a prized possession of Theodore Roosevelt, a keepsake given to him by his sister …
Ohio Jail Accidentally Frees Murder Suspect Because Of Typo
[/gpt3] CLEVELAND (AP) — A man awaiting trial on an aggravated murder charge was mistakenly released from a county jail …
Abe Lincoln Wax Statue’s Head Melts Off, And Of Course There Are Jokes
[/gpt3] Honest Abe was no match for a D.C. heat wave. A six-foot-tall wax replica of the 16th president, created …